2nd Aniv

Biwi: What you give me on our 2nd Anniversary?
Me: You will have to wait baby, I would give you at night.
Biwi: (happy with anticipation) OK!!

Me (thinking): I would give her the same sweet thing which I used to give her before marriage, esp at night.

It would be a great way to remember the time when everything looked perfect. When a cocktail of ‘love and lust’, the craze of ‘being with a girl’, had blurred the vision towards the coming harder moments of confronting “u dont love me anymore”, ” can’t u come and help me in kitchen”, ” i am bored and want to go out exactly when India requires 10 runs to win from last over” , and ” u can’t buy that ps3 because we are saving money, anyways I saw a beautiful bag at Coach which we would buy tomorrow”. Anyways, lets not buy the argument about the blurriness of the present and of many more moments to come. That would be for another post. Here lets stick to the lovely time before marriage.

That lovely time, when everything appeared perfect. When I was the King and had the most desirable girl of the world. That lovely time when we used to give each other that cute little thing which actually accentuated our love. I decided to give the same “cute” thing on our 2nd wedding Anniversary (Actually I know her for 20 years now, so technically we completed 20. I already feel sick and old)

Anyways, FINALLY came the night.

At night, when my biwi was sleeping, I gave her a missed call.

* SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Posted: February 3rd, 2010
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The Case of Lonely Lost Cow

Posted: February 1st, 2010
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Martial vs Kama

While during a normal chit chat with my ChingLee bhai (fictitious):

ChingLee: How do you like this stuff? I did this.

Me: Hmm….You can better do it this way. It will give you blah blah blah jargons jargons jargons…. It might take you some effort but would look better.

ChingLee (irritated and also in a mood to make fun) : You think you know better. Don’t mess with me. You see, I come from the land of martial arts. I can hit you in more ways than you can count.

Me: (long pause, with cunning smile) Ass hole. (pause) I come from the land of Kama Sutra. I can fuck you in more ways than you can count. Go complete your work!

(Both Laugh)

I WIN!!!

Posted: January 30th, 2010
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Test Test

Just a normal test! Hang on!

Posted: January 10th, 2010
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Hello world!

System.out.println(“Hello Word”);

Rituals done!

Hi, this is the new space where I intend to blog. I am in the process of setting it up. Hang on for a while!

Cheers.

Posted: January 9th, 2010
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